How to become a TSA pat downer agent?

I wanna become a TSA Pat downer so I can pat down some sexy guys, so how do I get this job?
I'm a girl btw

Other answer:

I would advise you to go to random strangers on the street (Preferably blacks) and practice your groping and pat down techniques on them. Try to get a camera man to film it and post that video on Youtube. Try calling it a "social experiment" and get the best reactions you can possibly get. Good luck bro and try to get dat fat youtube money homie!
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But these jobs typically have you patting down a person of the same sex.

Yeah, because it's mostly sexy guys going through those lines, all day every day. Rethink your career choice.
Re Vera:
You don't. People like you get caught and bounced out on your ***.

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