Logan: McDonalds has not owned Chipotle for awhile now.
Different customer demographics.
Chipotle appeals to more affluent customers and yuppie types who appreciate food delivered to their homes… McDonald's customers tend to be working or middle class folks who are more likely to simply drop in for a quick meal.
Next thing you know, it's gonna be fast-food workers having keys to their regular customers' homes. Because the fatass sitting there waiting on his or her next engorgement can't even get up to answer the door lol.
Because McDonald's sucks
As Logan points out, you may want to start watching/reading the News more than once every five or ten years, Sweetie…